My Writing Sparks

We were doing writing, and suddenly Miss Raynel came walking in with old-fashioned clothes on, carrying a
circular shrink gun in her hand’s. She shouted, “Say hello to my little friend.”

I said “hello” and then she held down the blue glowing trigger violently! She shrunk us so fast, we were all so scared we all screaming our voice got so high pitched.

She picked us up and put us in a jar. And took us into a black car.  She slammed on the accelerator and we took off
like a NASA rocket. 10 minutes later 5 cop cars were racing behind her as she was going around 90 kilometers an hour. She went into a tunnel and hid they couldn't see her because her car was black, the police zoomed past us, a
trapdoor opened there was a little pond with an old rotted dock, Miss Raynal pressed a red button and she drove off
the dock into the murky polluted water there were lots of green weeds there was an turret shooting at us “there’s the
police in a Scooba suit’s” we all said excitedly miss Rayne l put her foot on the accelerator and the car went as fast
as the speed of light.

and suddenly the jar smashed and we jumped out we opened the door and swam out we almost drowned. miss
Raynal was still in the car.

the cops saw the shrink gun and turned the knob too large and made us big and took us to our school.
And Miss Raynel we never saw her again.

                                                        The End

My goal reflection

My Goal

My Dadwavers story

              Dadwavers

As I went under the cold, black, water, I saw a mythical figure in the distance I Swam closer to get a
better look , it was brown and fuzzy and had his giant arms out like he was going to hug me, I said to
myself “Wow that's big” I saw fish swimming around the figure it’s like a statue, the statue is like a
king to the fish, it was at the very bottom of the sea, far far away from shore. I quickly moved closer,
and then it started to slowly to move towards me, I have to get back to my boat I swam closer, and
closer, to my boat how will I make it?, the water became a darker shade of blue, I’m so deep the statue
is swimming as fast as, a shark, I swam my heart out “I see my boats shadow yes I’m here, now the
fish are following the statue? I'm climbing up the ladder to get to my boat” RRRRRRMMMMM,
RRRRRRMMMMM, boom, “the engine blow up I’m stranded”.

I yell “Noooo the statue is still trying to get me, boom, crash”HELP! NOOOOO! ARRRRR He’s taking
me away!”.

“Freddy, I have a sacrifice,” said the god of the sea “marvelous I needed him, ”said the boss “me?,
For what” “oh nothing go back to sleep,” said the boss I said to myself “wow he's really creepy, how
can I escape? I got it I could say that I need to go toilet” “Excuse me, I really need to go toilet” I said
“fine go but be quick” said the boss “yes now I can get out, I need to break this window (shatter), oh no
water is gushing out (beap breath)I said to myself “I can get out I can get out yes” I said “alert alert
water spill”said the alarm “oops I the sun and my boat I’m climbing the rusty old ladder”I said,
RRRRRRRMMMMMM RRRRRRRMMMMMM “yay my engine works” “I WILL GET YOU!!!” said the boss.

  

Sit-ups my school work

                  Sit-ups  

This exercise is good because it is fast and easy, Sit-ups help your abdominal

muscles and your core muscles build up to be way stronger This exercise
doesn't hurt until you have done 50.   

Step 1

lay on your back with your knees almost shoulder-width apart pointing to the

ceiling.

Step 2

Secondly, put your hands on the back of your head so your elbows are pointing to the sides.

Step 3

then pull yourself up to a sitting position (comfortably) without your feet lifting off the ground.

Step 4

Then go back down then once you are on the ground wait for about 2 seconds and then go to your next setup.

Step 5

Then slowly adjust back to your lying position and repeat that Process until you can't do it any

longer.

                                                   

My Revolting Recipe

                                                 Vomit Fritters

                                                               by Jack and Ollie

                                                                          

Vomit fritters can feed 5 hungry skunks and 2 vampire bats if a human eats it they die in pain within 10 hours

   

Ingredients:

2 cups of baby's vomit

Two rats eyeballs

rats guts

ruined milk

10 grams of ear wax

2 sweaty socks

a quarter of a cow heart

A quarter of a cup of rats blood

Equipment:

1. A hot Oven
2. A Hammer
3. A big Pan
4. A mixing bowl
5. white serving plates

Method:

1 Violently squish up the rats eyeballs with the hammer,  Then boil them for 5 minutes and then pour it into the mixing bowl

2 Next pour the babies vomit into the mixing bowl

3 Then Fiercely mix the rat guts in the mixing bowl with the vomit and the rats eyes

4 Now pour the rats blood in the pan then put the ruined milk in the pan with the rats blood after that put it in the oven for 2 minutes

5 Soon after that squeeze the sweaty socks into the pan

6  Next flatten the ear wax then put it in the mixing bowl

7 Then put all of it in the pan then roll them into a ball

8 Lastly when there done, cook them in the oven for 20 minutes

Serving:

1 serve the skunks first because the vampire bats are greedy!

2 then serve the vampire bats, only 2 servings otherwise the bats will get very fat!

strong

one of my Limericks

There was an old man from Leeds

He had to take out his weeds

he met a big fat gnome

That peed over his home

A wash is what’s the house needs

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Me

Story about me

Kia ora, I’m Jack,
I am a year 5 boy from Marshland School, My teachers are Mrs Palmer Miss Roberts Mr Sutherland and Miss Ranal.
I like sports such as Soccer, Basketball, and Rugby I like them because its a team sport and I’m good at them, I’m into athletics because it’s fun and challenging these are the sports I do Swimming, Basketball, Soccer, Scouts: Cubs,
I’ve got no brothers or sisters, I have a pet cat called Ziggy, he’s a Bengel and he has the same birthday as me, he has gray stripes and a little bit of white.

I like maths because it challenges your brain.

My hobby is skateboarding because you can do tricks and its fun, I like nature and bush walks and, photography, I like photography because that you can look back at your photos, and say I did that, and remember Your experiences

these are some photos I took                                                                                                                                                                             I hope you enjoyed my story about me, thanks for reading

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